My boss' voice literally gives me gas
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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