Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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