I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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