miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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