ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
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Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just had sex on a roof
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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