Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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