I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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