I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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