If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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