i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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