the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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