if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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