I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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