A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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