Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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