yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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