I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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