worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I believe in your delicious
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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