YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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