i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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