bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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