Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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