just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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