Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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