dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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