just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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