winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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