I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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