I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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