Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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