can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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