SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
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i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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