adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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