no you cant smoke seaweed
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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