The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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