the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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