Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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