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i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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