you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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