you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
There r osticjed everywhere
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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