A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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