Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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