And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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