weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
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i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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