I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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