All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Randomize