This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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