i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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