On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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