Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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